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Joke of the Day
"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"
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"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"
"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"Sick of tweeting. Switching to faxing. What's everybody's fax numbers?"
"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."
"On phone: GF: We're breaking up... Me: I can hear you fine! GF: It's not you, it's me... Me: Did you get a new provider? GF: Kinda... Bye!"
"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."
"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."
"What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear."