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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a penis and a potato on a boats? A dictatorship!"

"How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there."

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"

"6: Why are we at the vet? Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies? Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch"

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis? Girls don't laugh at my jokes."

"What's the name of the scared sky diver? Hugo First"

"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."