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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"

"What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!"

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"HEY OFFICER, STOP SCREAMING AT ME TO PULL OVER, I'M DRUNK NOT DEAF"

"What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt? Afroturf"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary... Those who don't... And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."

"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."