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Joke of the Day

"Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts Alt+F4"

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future .... .... clairvoyant"

"I would tell you a joke about sodium chloride... But its a bit too salty."

"Couches pull out... I don't"

"Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions."

"What do mexicans drink in the morning? Dos Eggys"

"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."

"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""