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Joke of the Day

"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."

"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"

"For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe. I thought it was a fitting gift."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."

"Reddit's biggest April Fool's Day Joke Yet http://i.imgur.com/aT7QoyW.png"

"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."

"Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!"

"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."

"I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice."

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades. And then all your friends feel bad, because they kept yelling ""Stroke!"""