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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."
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"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"
"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."
"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."
"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."