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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head."

"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."

"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."

"The difference between theory and practice is that in theory George Clooney should have been the best Batman."

"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"

"There once was a man from Trent.. There once was a man from Trent. His cock was so long, it bent. When he was in trouble, he tucked it in double. So instead of cumming, he went."

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."

"What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!"