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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"
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"Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face. I wear contacts."
"These fall allergies are on me like the NYPD 'Cause I can't breathe."
"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"
"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."
"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"
"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"
"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"