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Joke of the Day
"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."
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"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"
"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"Son: Dad, how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, usually."
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"Men should never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They'll clearly see yer nuts"
"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."