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Joke of the Day
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."
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"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"
"may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning"
"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"
"Dear guy sitting next to me at the bar wearing camouflage: I can still see you."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."
"Common scene Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!"
"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."