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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"
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"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."
"I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars. I said to myself, ""Ewe goat to-be kitten!"""
"The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, ""that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."""
"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."
"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"