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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
Next Joke
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"What kind of tree would have the best bark? Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P"
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."
"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"
"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."
"'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom 'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string"