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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !"
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"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."
"Osama Bon Jovi"
"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."
"Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions."
"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry."
"Whatever happens tomorrow... ...Thanks Obama."
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""