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Joke of the Day

"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"

"I, for one, like Roman numerals."

"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"

"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."

"How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked."

"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."

"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."

"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"