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Joke of the Day

"5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said ""Not if you were the last man on Earth"" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that."

"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."

"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."

"What do you call?? What do you call a French terror attack in America? Opening day for Batman"

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"

"My das always used to eat rabbit before he went for a run - he said it made him go faster Really, it just put a little more of a hop in his step"

"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice while on vacation. My gondolences."