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Joke of the Day

"Trump is not going to be president of the USA for long He will leave the country for a younger and more beautiful one."

"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"

"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"

"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."

"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."

"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."

"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"What are Mexican hackers called? BanDDoS"

"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"