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Joke of the Day

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"

"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"

"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."

"Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with."

"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."