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Joke of the Day

"I got depressed last night so I called a self help hotline... I couldn't get through, the line was always busy."

"Vaping! The great taste of steam, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"

"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"

"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."

"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."

"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."

"A man sneezes on the subway who clearly has a cold. The man next to him says in a disgusted tone, ""people like you make me sick."""

"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."

"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."