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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia."

"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"

"What do women and floor tiles have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"

"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."

"Dad I have to poo! ""Dad I have to poo!"" No answer. ""Dad I have to poo!"" Still no answer. ""Dad I really have to poo!"" ""OK son, I'm pulling out."""

"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."

"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."