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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."
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"Recently joined the mile high club sandwich. That's when you have sex on a plane, and it's with a sandwich"
"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"
"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."
"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass"
"Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements."
"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."