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Joke of the Day
"My college advisor asked me if I've ever been abroad Nope, I've been a man my whole life."
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"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."
"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"
"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."
"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"
"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."
"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."