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Joke of the Day

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation"

"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"

"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."

"Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak? [x-post /r/puns] Scotch."