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Joke of the Day
"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"
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"So I'm here at the wailing wall, like a moron, with my harpoon."
"What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? Killed."
"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"
"What's a bear without an ear? A b"
"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."
"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."
"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"
"I went to the zoo the other day, There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"