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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."
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"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second... *picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""
"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"
"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."