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Joke of the Day
"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"
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"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."
"Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"
"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""
"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"