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Joke of the Day

"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert bill here"

"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"

"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy? In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."

"What do communists put in their soup? Soviet Onions."

"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"

"Why did the computer programmer get stuck in the shower forever? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said to ""1. Lather 2. Rinse 3. Repeat"""