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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your mom's throat."
"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."
"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."
"Whats E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."
"A priest and a rabi are on a walk together when the pass a schoolyard with children playing in it. The priest says, ""Should we fuck them?"" The rabi says ""Out of what?"""