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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"

"cut a hole in the bottom of my tub of popcorn while on a date so when she goes for some she accidentally grabs a copy of my mixtape"

"Kid just asked ""why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle."" I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!"

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."