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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!"
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"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."
"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."
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"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"
"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."
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"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."