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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"
Next Joke
"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."
"I'm like a fireman, I turn the hoes on."
"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"
"A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow."
"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""
"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"