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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."

"Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."

"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."

"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"

"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."

"It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors"

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said ""Holey cow! It's your birthday!"" And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it."