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Joke of the Day
"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."
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"If at first you don't succeed Skydiving may not be for you"
"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."
"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"
"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."
"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."
"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""
"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."