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Joke of the Day
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."
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"If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle."
"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."
"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"
"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."
"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"
"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"
"My proctologist gave me two thumbs up. Which I did not appreciate."