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Joke of the Day

"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."

"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"

"- If any person believes that these 2 shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or... - THE PRIEST ALREADY SAID THAT! - Ugh, I do."

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"

"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"

"Death hack: bury your loved ones with their fitness trackers for a low-cost early zombie alert system."

"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."

"I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them."