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"Jet Fuel can't melt Ellen Pao [User was banned for this post]"
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"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."
"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."
"""I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money."" -my brain"
"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"
"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."
"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""
"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"