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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."

"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"

"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."

"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"

"It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesise with him."

"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"Proctologists are like asstronauts... ...and their on a mission to ur-anus"

"What do corals get stressed about? Current events."

"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"