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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."
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"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"
"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."
"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."
"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"I just did yoga. No wait, yogurt."
"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"