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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."
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"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"
"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."
"What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."
"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "
"The toothbrush was probably invented in Arkensas Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."
"January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""