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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor? The heretic kept crossing the warp"
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"A friend of mine asked me how he could become a more effective boss... I said, just change your name to Simon."
"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"
"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."
"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."
"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""
"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""