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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"

"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."

"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"

"I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps"

"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""

"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."

"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."

"Supposedly a banana a day can help prevent colon cancer Doc forgot to mention you're supposed to eat them."

"Jesus told Peter, ""Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing"" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit"

"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."