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Joke of the Day

"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."

"Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOT EM"

"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."

"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""

"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."

"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""

"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."

"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."