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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake! Edit: Holy shit I didn't even realize it was my cake day. Woah"

"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"

"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"

"Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it."

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."

"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."