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Joke of the Day
"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""
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"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"
"I think that Stephen Hawking is a con man.... My sister is in a wheelchair and she's as thick as shit!"
"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."
"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""
"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."