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Joke of the Day
"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."
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"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"
"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."
"they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree"
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."
"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."
"ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling ""ME"" before every sentence"