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Joke of the Day

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"Record for the world's smallest penis? Must be hard to beat."

"For my SysAdmins and DBA's: Why did Hitler secretly want to work on MySQL? .. just so he could rewrite my.cnf"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."

"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."

"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"

"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."

"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."

"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"

"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""