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Joke of the Day

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."

"If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me, no one would ask me how I was doing ever again."

"Pro debating tip: Shave one eyebrow and draw a new one really high."

"Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work"

"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"

"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition. It ain't nothing to fuck with."

"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"

"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""

"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."