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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side... HIV."
Next Joke
"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."
"I wanted to do some light history reading this summer... ...so I read the biography of Thomas Edison."
"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."
"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."
"""Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?"" ""Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"""
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"TIFU by not paying attention while ordering at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"
"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"