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Joke of the Day

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."

"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration."

"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."

"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."

"What's the capital of Wisconsin? W"

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."