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Joke of the Day

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things"

"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"

"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."

"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."

"At least my masseuse has my back."

"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"

"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"