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Joke of the Day
"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."
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"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"
"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."
"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer."
"An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam."
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