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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"

"To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."

"When did you stop beating your wife? When we stopped having masturbation races."

"Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test."

"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"

"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"

"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"