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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"
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"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Direct quote from my daughter: ""I know horses can play soccer really well because they're fast."" Thank god she's pretty."
"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."
"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."
"I committed a petty theft today... The cops took me in on charges for a salt and battery."
"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."
"You wanna read a joke? My internet points"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."